Have you ever felt like your mind was so full to maximum capacity and the only way of knowing was your brain exploded with a loud POP! and you got goey reddish-white brain bits on your freshly pressed shirt? No? Yes? Just me? Okay. Uhmmm if you’re in the camp …
You’d think the initial wailing and occasionally wishing for sudden death after a relationship ends is the real trouble, Nope! Starting over (a new relationship) is harder than letting go after a breakup. In this article, I’ll show you why…
I’m sure the Lagos “peeps” are over it but trust me, this is not your regular Nike art gallery review…
First of all, if you live in Nigeria , you’ll need psychotherapy; if you live in Lagos, you’ll need advanced psychotherapy and daily deep tissue massages…
….. I remember swearing vehemently with my Igbo nose flaring that this is my chance to conquer the world…..
My lazy (and occasionally discouraged) self might not be best to talk about motivation but I think it’s better this way, you’ll know this not some “aspire to conspire to inspire to perspire” talk or “I made my first million at age 2” story from your regular $10,000 Valentino suit wearing, imported accent speaking, fresh shaven motivational speaker.
Nice of you to think I even want to get married…
An in-depth analysis of the daily activities and the almost monotonous life of a socially disadvantaged 22 year old during the Corona virus lock-down….
The title of this blog post sounds like I’m in my 60’s and I’m sitting on the front porch of my house in Bergen, Norway sipping on hot cocoa and my only companion is my cat purring from hunger in the corner as I’m trying to….
“My personality is this, my personality is that”, No sweetie, we can’t see that. All we can see from this side of the room is your chipped nails, Garri edges and mismatched accessories…
Don’t swear for me. Just click here to continue reading…
I say to myself “Esther you’re a dead guy”, “go out more”, “you’re going to end up living all alone with forty cats in a cabin in New Zealand”, “they don’t love you because they don’t know you” blah blah. So after many months of bickering with the voices in my head I decided to entertain some men…..
Storms and rainbows. Night terrors and sunrise.
Downward spiral and then BOOM, pitch black.
My mates are getting flowers (flawes) 🎶